Duuude, we were so sweeeet out there!

August 10th, 2006 | Posted by The Postmen

So, it’s your high school homecoming pep rally. And after the football coach gives the “we’re going to kick Central’s ass (OMG Coach Braward just said ASS!) tonight and we need all you there being loud and supporting the team” type speech it’s time for perhaps the single most douchiest moment in the history of douchey moments – guys dancing and lip-synching to a boy band song.

Most times it was some studs on the football team or those kids that tried really hard to be funny, and for the most part, failed miserably.

Hey everyone! Look how ironically hilarious we are!

Dudes? The only people cheering for you are your girlfriends. It just so happens that they’re screaming, drowning out those of us that are loudly groaning at your pathetic attempt to entertain us with idiotic, lip-synching behavior.

Yes, during these moments, we were the guys up in the stands (we played sports like soccer and ran cross-country, so we weren’t cool enough to participate in these things, thanks) quietly wondering what we had done to deserve such torture.

And we’re not trying to single out these particular dudes; this sort of douchebaggery is happening all over the nation. This is just, um, a fantastic example.

Our point: It MUST be stopped at all costs.

(Note: This video (however poorly filmed it may seem) took us awhile to find on YouTube, so no complaints. But you can make fun of us in the comments, because you are probably thinking we were just the dorks in the stands jealous of all the cool kids on the floor. Warranted, we guess. But we’ll have you know that Postman E was a member of his high school student council, and even ran a pep rally once. The douchebag.)