It is here that Jay Leno “O’Reillys” Floyd Landis and his poppycock excuses
So, you’re Floyd Landis. And you’re scheduled to appear on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno shortly after your triumphant Tour de France victory. Then, you do whatever it is you do to your body (or someone else did to your body), have an 11:1 testosterone/epitestosterone ratio in your system, fail a drug test and then cancel your appearance on the “Tonight Show.”
Jay does not like that. Jay is angry. Jay will show you not to mess with him!
So yeah, Landis went back to Leno yesterday to tape a show and angry Jay did not go lightly on Floyd. It appears there was some grilling and calling out of Landis from ol’ Big Chin. (You can read some of the details here.)
And you know if Landis went on Letterman, Dave would have been a coward and not gone after him. Because even though Letterman owns an Indy racing team, Jay Leno has a bunch of sweet motorcycles.
And having a bunch of sweet motorcycles makes you more of a badass than owning an Indy racing team.
Do you understand? Me neither.
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Wow sounds intense.
How can you call out Letterman like that? At least Letterman is involved in the majority of his comedy bits — unlike Leno who has recurring characters play correspondents at God know what. I agree Leno gave Landis the business, but we don’t need to bring Dave into this. Maybe if Leno were half as creative as Letterman he would be, at least, NOMINATED, for an Emmy. Suck on that, Jay.
If this is turning into a late night talk show debate, i’m in. Conan is obviously the best out there. He has a Detroit sized lead over the second place Kimmel who is quite underrated. Here is where things turn into the NL West. A bunch of .500 hosts. Letterman is the best among the remaining. He is much much better than Leno who is a tool appealing to 50 yr old women in mid america. then the dropoff continues even more with craig ferguson. He’s gotten better, but the best thing about his show still is the opening song. Kilborn was far superior to letterman, leno, ferguson and he should come back. And then at the bottom you have the loser of all losers, carson daly. Why he is on telivision i will never figure out. He’s a tool. Not funny, skits aren’t funny, crappy guests…it’s terrible. He belongs in kansas city.
The only thing good about Leno is his Italian heritage (just wait, the punch-line is coming). Aside from his awful interviewing skills, tired monologue jokes (”Michael Jackson is in the news - have you seen this, have you heard about this?”) and retarded comedic bits, he puts on a show that would only appeal to a 4th grader. But because Landis avoided his show he comes on and “goes after him”? A hard-hitting question from Leno would be something like “So Floyd, after a few weeks on the bike are you sore down there?” But since he’s Italian there’s only one thing that would make my life complete. (phillips dials phone) hey Zinedine, you available? yeah another italian dude said something about your mom…