D. Wade’s Groupies

June 21st, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

dwade.jpgIt’s been awhile since we’ve dipped into athlete’s web sites, but the time has come yet again. Today, we present to you some of the comments fans have recently left for Dwyane Wade on his official site. (We’ve dropped names and contact info to protect the innocent.)

D Wade is so sexy:

hey…D.WADE….just wanted to say congradulations…i knew that you guys would do it….i never lost hope….i am 37ys old and i think you are very good looking….my husband is jealous….and your wife is very lucky…wow….that game on last night was awsome….i was sceaming all over the place…you and shaq was awsome….N/E/WAYS…dang…..u look good…i can only dream…..wish i could meet you one day…i am you #1 fan….e-mail me if any way possible…….hope to hear from you one day…it willlll make my day/(LIFE)….

We can’t quite decipher this next one. It’s in some sort of ‘slang code.’

MESSAGE 2 ALL DA WADE FANS…GET ON YA JOB IF YA WASNT REPPIN HIM….DONT GET 2 CLOSE….HES MINE N SIOVAGHN..N ZIARE…LOL….BUT SERIOUSLY DONT GET 2 CLOSE….IF U WANT DERE 4RM DA BEGINNING DONT GET 2 CLOSE…..CASUE HES MINE…BUT IM HAPPI DAT YA;’LL REALIZE HE WAS DA BEST AFTA ALL DAT CRITISM….DEY CANT EVEN COMPARE HIM 2 ANY PLAYER NOW…HES DA BEST…..LOVE YA WADE…I’;; MEET U 1 DAY…DAZ MA GOAL

And lastly, an excited foreigner:

Hello Dwyane ! I like basketball very much! I like your team and your game ! But in my city( I live in Kharkiv, Ukraine) I can’t see your games. For me it’s very bad. I hope that everything is OK in your team. I want to see you in final ! Please, answer to me.

It’s good to be Mr. Wade right now.

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5 Responses to “ D. Wade’s Groupies”


  1. PostmanE
    June 21, 20064:51 pm

    Hellow, how do you say, Dwaynewade? I want to love your basketball. Acheive sexy-time explosion.

    Lovingness,
    Borat

  2. Jason
    June 21, 200611:57 pm

    That second response is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a while. Nice English, f*cking idiot.

  3. boobs (flashisdaman)
    June 22, 20065:04 pm

    DWYANE, I DONT KNOW WHY I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON OR Y MY LETTRES KEEP TRANPSOSING THEMSEVLES BUT I WANT U 2 NO UR THE BEST IVE EVR SEENE UR OLMOST AS GOOD AS ME ;) HAHA JUST PLAYIN PLAYRE BUT NEWAYS WE SHOULD BALL SUMTIME CUZ I GOT THAT FIRE 2 BOY YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AND AFTER WE CAN COME BACK TO MY CRBI AND BURN IT DOWN BIG MAN YA NO WHAT IM SAYIN PLER BUT SHIT NEWAY REMEMBER THAT TIME I SAW U IN DENVER U SAID IF I WOULD WRITE U YOU WULD WRITE BACK BUTT NEWAY FUCK IT WHATS BEEN UP MAN HOWS YER DUATGHER MY BITCH IS POPPIN FRESH TOO IM BOUT TO BE A FATHER IF I HAVE A DAUTGHER GUESS WHAT IMA CALLER IMA NAME HER BIG SHAQ DADDY I READ ABOUT YOURE UNKLE 2 IM SORRY I HAD A FRIEND GLOCK HIMSELF OVER SOME BOO WHO DIDNT WNAT HIM I KNOW YOU PROLLY HERE THIS EVERY DAY BUT IM UR BIGGEST FAN I EVEN GOT SOME MIXTAPES FROM WHEN YOU WAS AT MARKETT WITH NOVAK, I GOT A RUM FULL A UR POSTERS AND UR PICTURES MAN I LIKE THAT SHIT YOU DID FOR NIKE TOO THAT SHIT WAS PHAT. NEWAYS, I HOPE U GET THIS MAN HIMME BACK, JUST 2 CHAT, TRULY YOURS UR BIGGEST PHAN THIS IS FLASHISDAMAN.

  4. PostmanE
    June 22, 200610:01 pm

    I feel like commenter Boobs deserves some sort of free post of his choosing for that comment. Absolute brilliance.

  5. PostmanR
    June 23, 200612:04 am

    A free post to the man who wrote a hate post about our site on his blog - calling us ‘we are the crapman?’

    Good comment, nonetheless.

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