Jake Plummer drives a Honda Element
Athletes and road rage. Ah, what a fitting pair.
According to the Rocky Mountain News, Denver Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer cut off a driver in Englewood, Colorado last month (not to be confused with Inglewood (always up to no good), California) and after feeling a ‘bump’ at a stoplight from the car of this said driver, Plummer got out of his Honda Element and kicked that dude’s Ford Ranger.
This story is laughable for a few reasons. First, Plummer claims he was in a hurry because he was delivering a check to a charity from his foundation. (If he was late to his grandma’s funeral, he could score sympathy points. Giving money to a charity? Not so much.)
Second, because of this.
Stone said he did not recognize Plummer as the man who was behind the wheel and who kicked his truck until he saw a police report identifying the quarterback as the alleged culprit. A big reason for that was that Plummer no longer had his game beard on.
See attached photo.
Third, because as we all know, sometimes Jake the Snake is not used to hitting things at close range, like oh, say, a wide-open receiver.
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This story is incorrect by the Postmen…it was a Honda Ridgeline…damn lying reporters
It’s Inglewood, California. I got lost there in 2004 leaving LAX. Top-down screaming out money ain’t a thing in a black Ford Mustang convertaible. The people at the drug store were very helpful in pointing us to the San Diego Freeway. Don’t worry, it’s the summer, you aren’t expected to think things out. God knows I am still unemployed.
Google failed me. My apoligies. Thanks for the correction, Scuba.
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