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It’s draft day…
Finally. Thanks to ESPN’s crazy coverage of this thing before it started, we’re already sick of it and it’s still an hour away. We wonder how excited Mel Kiper Jr. is right now. Dickie V. Duke-North Carolina excited? Maybe ESPN should set up a crotch cam.
Last night, the Texans announced they would be selecting Mario Williams with the first pick and not Mr. Reggie Bush. We’re really not sure about this one. Sure, Mario Williams is good. But is he No. 1 pick good? Is he better than Reggie Bush? We aren’t so sure. But, hey, we’re no experts.
But anywho, sit back, relax and enjoy the draft on this late April Saturday afternoon. We all owe it to Mel after all his hard work, don’t we?

OK. Maybe I’ll be eating my words next year, but something’s missing. Do the Texans just not have enough money for Bush at No. 1. If so, where did they spend all the revenue share they got when they entered the league?
This is so odd. I don’t know even know where to begin. Who is Donte Whitner? A nobody, at least as far as the top 10 is concerned. The Bills should have traded down. Making fun of the Bills, Matt Leinart, Jake Plummer and continuing to dismiss the Texans should make for a pretty interesting year next year. Plus Farve got no help, so either I can laugh at his impending disgraced retirement or disgraced final season - awesome. I hate the Pack.
Raz: your mullet is nothing compared to Kiper’s.
Is it just me, or is Tennessee going to tear up? LenDale and Vincent? Sounds like a fantasy line up in a sparce Yahoo league.
Oh, and screw Chris Berman. Go back to thinking up nicknames and imitating Lewis Black.