Beckham contemplates finishing career in U.S.: Young women and gay men rejoice

April 11th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

Just imagine what it would be like if David Beckham plays in the MLS. He could totally, like, get a bunch of fans to come and ogle at him and get paid 1/10,000,000 of what he makes with Real Madrid in Spain now.

It’s an exciting premise for the English bloke.

Beckham’s assertion that he may someday like to play soccer in the U.S. seems to be more about promoting and expanding his image worldwide, then actually ‘wanting’ to play in the MLS. Apparently he has some soccer academy for kids in L.A. he opened up in November and cites this as another reason for his interest in the States.

I can only hope Beckman gets involved in the Hollywood scene and drops ‘Posh Spice’ for Paris Hilton or La Lohan.

Because the Spice Girls were sooooo 1997.