Too good to be true for Kris

March 30th, 2006 | Posted by Matt

Poor Kris Benson. Poor, poor Kris. You had it made. Millions of dollars, a professional sports career and a drop-dead gorgeous wife. Well, I guess 2 out of 3 ain’t so bad.

The couple, married for seven years, has always had plenty of attention on them, but for of the wrong reasons. Kris Benson was and is an exceptionally overrated pitcher who will add very little to the Baltimore Orioles’ pitching staff. As for Anna … well … she’s simply exceptional looking and adds plenty to a photo spread in FHM or Playboy magazine.

However, she’s absolutely crazy. It’s no wonder Kris can barely pitch anymore. Between his wife’s nude photos strewn across internet sites everywhere and her bizarre behavior, the guy just can’t concentrate on the mound.

More importantly, Kris will most likely have the following lyrics stuck in his head for the rest of his life. Or at least until he finds a suitable replacement for Anna.

She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that
Super-cute face and the booty so fat
I’m in the club dropping twenty-four stacks
Cuz I’m in love and that’s a well known fact

Well, Kris Benson was in love with a stripper … and that’s a well known fact.